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Radio Show 08-10-07
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Radio Show 07-20-07
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Ladies and gentleman pleas welcome Stupid Station. Crossing the pyramids. Panda is lost in China... again. Stupid Station radio show causes loss of brain cells. The wine was calling Topf's name. Another Stupid Station Million dollar idea is given away. Water is for lightweights. Topf is the only one who did anything this week. Unless you count Russian roulette. Topf goes tubing. Did he say rent you a car tire? No drunk tubing. Boooo. Topf did not want to get busted. Tube jacking tubing pirates. Instructional videos for tubing? What the fuck! Ninja style tubing. Dont spill your beer. The cooler has its own rented tube. $35 bucks? What the fuck!? Dont eat 1/2 hour before tubing. Bullshit! Topf was a hot lifeguard. Vomit? Mouth to mouth with your foot. Mouth to mouth Dental Dam. Attack of the defibrillator. Josh wont save the lives. Bil rags on him. Josh is wearing his headphones on his ass. Up next....... Bil flakes...... X Prime Minister Tony Blair.
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Who are we? StupidStation.com! Topf says "word". Topf don't wear hats. No false advertising. Except for the Crocodile Dundee beach hat. But he needs a beer to wear it. Purple leather hat? I am not gay. Vegas fashion advise. Casino Royal. Bil's new favorite movie. There are no blonds in England. There have been some really shoddy 007's. Topf derails on the snatch. Bil goes on about some porn movie or something. Was that Double "Ohhh" 7 inch? (work it out) Topf tries not to be gay. Bil pulls him outa the closet anyhow. Matching Speedos? I am not gay. What the fuck!? Josh wont expose himself. Full coverage swimwear. Do you really want to see Josh's pale ass legs? Bill disgusts people left and right. Topf and Bill ruled the cabana. We cant keep up with the fucking celebrities. Do some tricks for us. Then we will be impressed. Only two floaty things in the pool? Huh?! Can you tube to the Caribbean? Depends on the size of your cooler. Bil still wants to rock the tuxedos in Vegas. Rent-a-tux just does not have the same style. Topf has the blue velvet tux. Josh has the red 1976 tux. Bil wants to go Swingers not Napoleon Dynamite. Gotta have the Bling. There is shit in Topf's closet we don’t wanna know about. We still don't care about the celebrities. Especially the low rent ones like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Up next Britney Spears tells what pick up lines work on the skank crew.
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Bil forgets Josh has no rhythm. The Stupid Station Yacht is a tightly run ship. Talking about gambling with our lives and the money that grows on trees. Josh has a heart attack. Josh has wrecked every motorcycle he has owned. Cant beat the rain. Just a few broken bones here and there. Riding with the casts on. Bil gets morbid. Rest in peace. Dont become a zombie. Keep the fear... Stay alive. Those who have gone down... those who will go down. Bil drops the bike retard style. Topf's not buying a motorcycle. But isn't it a glorious feeling. But then so is getting herpes. Bil knows all the hot chicks with the herpes. Not a lot of hot chicks in the punk rock scene. Was Bil a punk rocker? No fucking labels. Except for the Skinheads. In Josh's DC Public High School everyone had herpes. Glad we were losers. Bil gets derailed, then wanders back to the casino. They are all just walking around with their tits hanging out. Its more better. Bil schemes to get Josh betting. Can we get back to herpes? Only thing more un-sexy than herpes is poetry. Josh causes some technical difficulties... again. Chick Poetry is the worst. Run don't walk to the nearest exit. Its just not worth waking up next to her. Topf gets cryptic and historical. Bil makes the worst joke. No fucking spoken word. Stop yelling at me Henry Rollins. Poetry night at the coffee shop sucks. Is karaoke worse? Topf don't think so. Bil has seen things and has an innocent boring face. That's why he plays Russian roulette with five bullets in the gun.
The stupid station poem. FUCKING STUPID.
That's it. Fucking beautiful. Dont clap snap your fingers. Scat poetry same shit. Beatnik is Latin for serial masturbator. Scat is Latin for poetry. Up next William "Bil" Shakespeare tells why he could not get laid.
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We have lost our minds. Bil gets patriotic and looks towards Josh. Fucking with the non-Americans around the world. The Germans still love us. Lets get rid of them too. Why cant the foreigners speak English? We all love hot chicks and beer. Still raging on the Islam-ish. We don’t want the Islam-ish to come to America. They have some stupid Fatwas. What was that fucking word?! How many commandments do you Islam-ish need? And why is it always against the fun shit. We wanna punch you in the face. The Islam-ish can strap on a bomb but cant play Pokemon? What the fuck?! Money is the only true God. Bil is well smart but Homer don't care. Bill finely catches up with Josh in the news room. How is deadly violence in Pakistan breaking news? Stupid News. Gun battle in China over wild fungus. We don’t care. George Bush banns torturing of terrorists. Yea right. Josh steals the joke Bil just bombed with. Would you go torture those terrorists? Maybe but we prefer hot chicks. Tonight the part of Bil will be played by Hitler.. . again. Charlie Chaplin was gay. It was the gay 20's. Must be the mustaches they sneezed out of their noses. Josh tries to get historical. He fails. Bil decides he has not played with enough Cylons tonight. Topf pulls cousin fucking Jerry Lee Lewis out of his ass. What about R. Kelly? The Big Bopper? Ritchie Valens? All cousin fuckers? Who knows? Who cares? Rock stars dying in transit. Crushed under the bus? How the fuck do you roll out of a bus? How did the Def Leopard drummer loose his hand? Caught Polio falling out the window of a bus. Stevie Ray Vaughan was a hard ass mother fucker. Making super cocaine. Dont do speedballs. Dont do sideways drugs. Jimmy Hendrix got a run for his money from Stevie Ray Vaughan. Dont get clean because you loose your rock edge. Billy Idol fucked it with "Cyberpunk". Bil does the Billy Idol lip. Sorry you cant see it. Elvis was a fat turd. Next up the CEO of Nintendo plays with our Wii's.
Side note: Why is the word "Turd" not in Microsoft's Dictionary? You'd think they know that word well.
Radio Show 07-13-07
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This may be the stupidest show yet.
Lots of hilarious fuckups and serious retard moments.
Plus some serious edge crossing.
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Friday the 13th again. The creepy comes out. Josh gets more Friday the 13th money. Its is anniversary. Raise a drink. A little skepticism from Bil. But josh pulls the "Flake" defense. Money falling from the sky into Josh's pockets. Bil pushes Vegas again. Topf is on his way. Bil cant make more than one trip to Vegas. You gotta leave in order to return. A warning to felons. Still trying to steal a R2D2 Mailbox. Seen one? Let us know. Bil whips out the only tools he got. No bombs. Josh is useless. Never hide in a mailbox without a bullet proof vest. See it here after the show. We cant wait to see Jamey Kennedy get shot. DEA agents are so stupid. Search for it yourself. When did Barney Fife become a DEA agent anyhow? Gotta go get my dick reattached. Panda is fucking MIA again. Have you seen this Panda? More bad shit from China. China knows how to handle incompetent government officials. The Japanese take care of it themselves. Do they have the guillotine in China? Josh dredges up some useless history. Looser. Bil works like a dog. Its too fucking hot. 113 fucking degrees. Josh is "kewel" and shit. Wait no hes not. Topf starts stripping. He got it backwards. Bil cant stand snow. Send us your Sexy Pics. Check out the Contest. Up next Boris and Natasha, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Hannibal Lector and Dr. Frankinfurter.
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Still Friday the 13th and Bil pulls out the Rock Voice. One for our homies but don't pour it on Bil's fucking carpet. Fat Pugs are funny. Vego knows we are talking about him. Put a leash on that foreskin. Topf is heading to the woods. City kid camping. Where is the soft toilet paper. Josh starts tearing down the studio. Take the Ipod to the woods. Look out for the exploding rocks. Dont put to much dynamite in the fire. Tops relives some past horrors. Why is all that city water going to the mountains. We got cleaner water in out toilets than you got in all of your country. Were looking at you. Vego's hanging in the toilet on a raft with a margarita. Watch out for the bugs. Lime disease sucks. Dont ignore the fucking brown spots growing on your skin. See a fucking doctor now. Years and still fucked up on every level possible. Good medical advice from Stupid Station. Get a biopsy done on that thing. Bil washes it off with the steal wool. Bil pulls out the big words. Back to Topf's camping trip. Watch out for monsters and exploding fire. We don't have any banjo music. Topf straps himself to the beer and heads to the woods. Ghetto campsite. Beer lean-tos. And hanging in the drainage ditch. Sounds like a great time. Your tire is flat. How you getting home? Fix-a-Flat don't work. Starting forest fires. Bill wont fall for that joke again. Staying away from the but end of Topf's jokes. Up next Smoky the Bear cracks and gives into his habit. The litter Indian was Italian or something.
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This is it. The one you have been waiting for.
Is that song supposed to sound like that? Bil is chil. Topf is getting chopped up with a chainsaw. Hear banjos? Run like hell. And we got news. Bil takes the stairs. The worst suicide bombers ever. Prepare for serious edge crossing from her on out. Vego goes after the Islam-ish. Islam-ish Fucks. All you need is high school math. Ask Josh about his book. No wait don’t. Inside joke. Crater maker. Cross dressing Islam-ish. Escaping like a pussy in a Berka. Cross dressing Islam-ish clerics. Here it comes, Bil crosses the edge. We apologize for nothing. You just have to hear it. We need a SFX for the Islam-ish. I is not a Cleric I is a little girl. The Islam-ish MILF. Did Bil say Moron? Cross dressing MILFs running around blowing themselves up. Them cross-dressing Islam-ish is crazy. Aren’t they supposed to die with their boots on. Those Islam-ish are not such upstanding guys. The only send the ones they don’t like to blow themselves up. Bil knows where Osama is. Want to know too? Bil gives up the info again. Topf gives dialing instructions. Osama, if your listening… Stupid Station gets tagged by the CIA. The descendant of Mohamed is doing Gay Porn!? Those Islam-ish have to come out of the closet and stop blowing shit up. Why would you even want a virgin? Josh flashes back. Bil was a virgin once. Josh did it with a cast on his arm. Could it have been the nurse? Break out the latex nurses costume. Topf has been watching porn since the age of 11. Josh had earth momma hippy parents so no good porn. Parolee sucks. Fine advice for you virgins. Coming up next a call to Osama.
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The chainsaw is running out of gas. Still awake? Hang in there. Thanks all for being stupid with us. Josh is a lucky fuck. Bil is back to Vegas. The omen is here. We are the first sign of the Apocalypse. But were missing the forth horseman. Cant do this with a pug. Wont let us ride him. The pug of the apocalypse. Ita a lot of work bringing the apocalypse about. We cant figure out who we are. Pest is short for pestilence? Do pest really kill people? We put ourselves to sleep. Stay with us. Josh starts in on the christians again. Josh’s crusade. The stupid christian terrorists. Bean churches? What the fuck are these stupid christian kids thinking. Dont burn explosives. Dont run into the mud. Dont be a stupid christian. Dont be a terrorist in sandals. Or really big pants. Fashion-nistas suck as terrorists. Back to the stupid christians. How much of a fagot do you have to be to be caught by the deacon? Josh fucks up. Josh keeps fucking up. Watch out for those christian bake sales. Bil makes a final bad joke. Topf is the worst offender on the air. Bil is the worst off the air. A small shout out to The Junkies. But we are still better. Up next Hitler is in Oklahoma.
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Coming in mellow at this late hour. Like 7 ninjas. Bil is loosing his heavy metal voice. Can you get a voice job? Bil wanders into SFX hell. Steroids make everything that matters shrink up. We don’t need help with the shrinkage. Two words shrink age. Get a heated pool. What a waste of kung fu grip. Barbie does not put out. Barbie was an ass-tronaut. Josh heads into the bad joke land. Topf defines geek. Topf thinks electronics are sexy. Bil is connecting them to his nipples. Josh does not want Topf goo on his stereo. Cheetos in the keyboard. Josh went to college? Dont put mouse balls in your mouth. Bil heads into the bad joke land. Go lick the porno store floor. Every great internet invention was for porn. We want videos of chicks buts… faster. Josh dates himself. Hot baud? Every time we say something Topf is havig a drink. STiNKWEED gets another shout out. Myspace teh Dede. You made us laugh. Thanks. We love the new hair. Why Bil keeps loosing his girlfriends. Britney Spears with here toilet head. Everything goes to Baltimore when it dies. Rattails on dykes. Power mullet. Whats with the mullets and Camaros? Did josh have a mullet? Bil gets a bit gay. Topf is happy its not him. Josh is too old to have hair to his ass again. Bil would kiss Josh if he did not look like a rattailed dyke. Up next Pee Wee Herman. Ellen Degeneres calls in and trashes us for our dyke jokes.
Radio Show 07-06-07
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An enlightening experience. Josh is confused from the start. Bil doesn't know the date. Josh is bummed he did not get to blow anything up. Topf is still fighting the revolution against England. England has not forgotten. If you don’t mind fucking off we got shit to blow up. Maybe next weekend we can blow some stuff up. Like watermelons. Don’t blow up Bill's lunch. Stabbing watermelons. Sounds like humans? How do you test that? Sounds like a shitty job to us. Topf shatters Josh's delusions. Bil gives bad advise. Topf sticks a knife in the electrical socket. Josh pulls arks. Reboot yourself. Why is Josh not dead yet? Ever have one of those days? Josh never sleeps. Some kudos to "A Clockwork Orange". Topf's advice to stay out of jail. But... books from jail... That's a different story. Is there a shank in the spine? If you read "A Clockwork Orange" in jail you should never get out. Topf claims he reads. Why is the book upside down? No pictures?! OK the truth comes out. Topf got a thing about Fabio. Topf's attempt to not be gay fails, again. Bil is slow on the draw, again. Panda's working overtime at the zoo. Has to make up the extra income. Shout out to Germany, Australia and Canada. No shout out to Sweden and America. They hate the radio show. Josh misses another queue. Coming up next break a very special mystery guest.
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The Love Doctor speaks. Kick back the drinks on Stupid Station Radio Show. All over the globe. We are on AOL Radio now. Adults only of course. Dialup sucks. If it weren’t for the Stupid Station Radio Show you would put a bullet in your head. Russian Roulette. Don't miss or no one wins. Pac-Man in a well. Topf was just trying to say WHAT!? Josh got a Wii. He is psyched. Josh's Wii is tiny and Topf goes gay again. The PS3 is a piece of furniture. Huge and heavy. It will break your entertainment center. Back to the fucking rocking Wii. We still cant believe the Wii is still off the shelves. Topf bought his Wii just to play Zelda. Big news Manhunt will be coming to the Wii. You get to strangle people with the Wii Remote. It’s a crime to own Manhunt in the UK. Fucking English. Here in America we just view it as porno. But at least we can have it. We here at Stupid Station are against the major chains. How cool will it be to use the Wii nunchuck as a garrote? Topf denies everything. Josh admits too much. Strangling people with the Wii nunchuck is almost as cool as stabbing them with the Wii remote. GTA for the Wii would be so cool. The machete is Josh's favorite Grand Theft Auto weapon. Slash away with the Wii remote. Boxing for the Wii is cool. Topf uses the pussy Wii wrist band but only because he drinks a lot. Why do retards keep Breaking their TV with the Wii remote. Another million dollar Stupid Station invention given away. Cheetos are good. Seriously are you loosing your grip on your real tennis racket? Josh wont play with you then. Bil the science guy give up yet another million dollar Stupid Station invention. Even more reason to listen to our radio show. Josh gives good advice on how to stab people. Everyone gets nervous. Three words "Good Grips Knives." Now if only they had a model with a blood grove. Bil is trying to stab Gumby. Dance Dance Revolution. Coming out for the Wii. Get some fucking exorcise. Bil cant see Stef dancing. But Topf is a dancing fool. Topf and a bunch of 12 year old Chinese kids. Josh wants Slam Dance Dance Revolution. If you're playing Dance Dance Revolution you're probably drunk. Bil clears the dance floor. Josh packs it with bouncers. The Wii is a blitzkrieg to the face. Guitar Hero wont be rocking on the Wii. Guitar Hero is for Homersexuals. Josh cant even play Guitar Hero. Josh is the Anti-Hendrix. Coming up next an exclusive Stupid Station Radio Interview with Jay-Z. He's still relevant. Right?
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Rockin in with Ozzy. Josh goes Radio DJ. And does not laugh like an idiot. Bad news for Bil. Aledige competition for Bil. Michael Jackson is coming to Maryland. Bil is not worried. Parrents lock up your kids. Topf is hoping for the Miss Teen Competition. Michael Jackson is coming for the Bil sloppy seconds. Topf is too quick on the man boy thing. Josh gets all his information from cartoons. Bil loves Homer. Is a Simpson's movie a bit out of date? We appreciate that we don't have to see Bart getting busted for drugs. Bud Bundy is still cool. Don't want to see Bart grow old. Like fucking Harry Potter with his ass hanging out in England. Your broom stick don't love you any more Harry. You need a horse now. We wander into Frodo world. Geeks. Frodo as a psycho. Topf Geek Trivia. Does Evil Dead predate Tron? Tron? Fucking Tron? Bil and Josh remember it vaguely but Topf just bought it on DVD. Why did they have fucking Frisbees on their backs. The ultimate dude. Jeff Bridges. Im Jeff Bridges, I got a Frisbee on my back. Everybody knows when you write a computer program it looks exactly like you. Nerds. Bil gives his Stupid Station Radio Show Porno Review of Tran. Josh gets derailed. Blade Runner was a badass unfinished movie. Josh goes geek this time. Get the Japanese version. No fucking Hollywood happy endings rock. Everyone dies in the end. Like in the original Return of the Living dead. Don't shoot the zombies. Topf gives his zombie killing advice. Use the lawnmower. Zombie facts exposed. Bil calls his zombie friend. Josh has a zombie problem. But would prefer to work with them over some of his coworkers. Bil looses it for a moment. Stupid Station radio show takes a break to eat some brains. Up next an interview with the director of Tron. Only on the Stupid Station Radio Show.
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Another Topf over rap. The alcohol is kicking in with MC Topf. Josh sets fire to Egypt Studios. Josh was asleep in another country on another planet during the Clinton administration. Bil cant figure how to get the cigar out of his ass. Kudos to Bil. Bil and Josh talking about non Homersexual stuff. Josh doesn't believe in conspiracies. But he finely sees the auto industry conspiracy with the oil conglomerates. Bil is looking out for us fuckers. Buy a diesel. But not a Saturn Diesel. Josh cant see himself in a Mercedes. Don't get the old one. You will look like an old fucking filthy hippy. Josh has flashbacks to his early days. Fucking hippies traded in the VW bus for the Mercedes. The hippies are controlling our lives. Bil is naming names. Go away hippies. Get off Stupid Station. New science on Stupid Station. Saltwater fuel. Lets set fire to the ocean. Josh is behind the idea. Anyone got a really big radio tower? But wait once you get to the beach to refuel you dont need to drive any further. Hell on Earth is already here. Worry about the OPEC nations. Or the Seven Chinese Brothers. Bil starts in on his Vegas plan again. Don't have a mortgage in Vegas. Josh panics at the thought of loosing money. But Stupid Station Radio Show every day. Rock on. Josh misses another cue. Bil thinks money grows on trees. Josh and Topf are still looking for it. For once one of Bil's money schemes does not involve a lawnmower. Josh says too much. International Art Thieves. Topf says something Gay again. Up next on the Stupid Station Radio Show. The Pink Panther. You better have a fuck load of wall space.
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Really big shout out to our friends in the UK, STiNKWEED. They got a new album out so check them out. Its all our opinion so don't sue. Anyhow we aint got no money. Parents stop letting your fucking kids listen to us. Technically none of you should be listening to us. Our ratings go down just because Bil forgot that they cant see him on the radio. We want to hear from all of our thousands of listeners. Even if you hate us. Especially if you hate us. We need more people to dick on. Send us your hate mail to Stupid@StupidStation.com. We will rag on you on the air. We promise. All you jesus freaks. All you allah freaks. All you buddah freaks. Send us your hate. Josh is an Atheist freak. Wait what were we thinking? We don't want to hear from any of you. But send us pictures of your boobs and asses. OK only the hot chicks. The Junkies invade Bil's speech again. Josh never even heard the show but Bil makes him talk that way anyhow. But the Junkies are cool. You can listen to them after us. We rock better than the Junkies. Josh shoots first and forgets why he did it. Why ask questions when you have a gun? Gun first underwear second. Topf gets spiritual. Josh goes scientific. Don't you know smoking can kill you? Don’t be a quitter. Stop getting on that stupid wagon. Wagons are not cool. Where are our sponsors? Our unnamed beer, smokes, sake. Your Brand Here. Call us. Give us money. Topf goes philosophical again. Josh goes psycho again. Which bell tower will he use? Josh explains how stupid everyone is. Bil does some shooting math. Shooting people in the ass is funny. Stupid Station Radio Show brought to you from the booby flights in Equator. Don’t let them distract the pilot. Equator planes have chickens flying around in them. Up next a revealing interview with Kermit the frog on . StupidStation.com
Radio Show 06-29-07
We're ALL in the house!
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Your other left! Don't say it in German. Were all in the house again. Panda has a nice hiatus. Panda rags on our quality without him. We refuse to talk about Paris Hilton. Bringing the sounds of the WHAT! Topf is a bit backdated but it will come back soon enough. Bil’s car gets hit. The hitters are still dodging his bullets. German engineering is tough but not tough enough for the jacked up American truck. No cops. We hate the fuckers who hit and run. Topf gets sticky stuff on his car. Yuck. And we are back on Panda’s jiz. Panda goes upscale fertility clinic. Better porn. Blender? No fetish porn. Bil gets into his fetishes. Warning: Do not use to masturbate. No waste disposal options. Stupid Station jiz cocktails once again. Josh is too sensitive and gets sick. Are you man enough to hit the fill to line. 10 more minutes. Can I get another cup? Bil is blowing them in the confessional. So is the priest. Josh bores everyone with work stories. 6 months severance or 6 months in the funny farm. No hot pants at work. Ran out of band aids. Josh is still boring. But the sexy English woman’s voice is interesting. We are off course… Recalculating. Coming up Laura Croft with her new Tomb Raider game.
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Man this song sucks. There is nothing safe about it. We can dance. No wait Josh cant. Topf does the cabbage patch. Bil has seen Josh dance. Josh apologizes. The Bounce-ometer rocks. Computer animated tits, boobs, hooters. Whatever you call them we love them. Except Panda. Its all about the nipples. Dead or alive 2 Beach Volleyball boobs are coming close to Six of Nine’s. Close but not quite there. Six of Nine is still hotter. Topf is playing with it right now. The physics of boobs. Nude cheat codes. Video games can be hot. Josh plays with Laura Croft. She will be coming up soon with news about her new Tomb Raider game. Teen video games. Hot. What is real. Not any of the chicks you see on TV or in porn. Photo shop out the hips, push out the boobs, Tighten the stomach. Don’t keep it real. Don’t get off on art. Bil's nun fetish and allegedly underage fetishes come out. Topf’s cantaloupe fetish comes out. Who’s got an unbalanced load. Six of Nine is still the hottest. Man, the Japanese are freaks. Topf wants a free Real Doll. Just send it to Egypt Studios care of Stupid Station. What came in the crate? Panda gets discussed. But his bus fetish comes out. Josh has done it on a Metro train. A long time ago. The DC Metro is getting nasty. Still netter than NY's. Bil is wearing out Josh's rim shot. Only porn movie lesbians are hot. Shave that face. Paris Hilton coming up on StupidStation.com
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We are notorious. Topf gives English lessons. What happens if you put pre in front of teen? It gets hotter? Were getting into the creepy zone. What are the statutory ages? Get ID. Now Topf is giving a history lesson. Low resolution. Stick with the over 21 bar system. Then you can sue the club. We got a get rich quick scheme here. Panda is still uninsured. Back to the insane Japanese. Cucumber Pepsi? What the Fuck! You don't want the Hot Clapis. At the time it was hot. Throw the skank in the microwave for a few. Are we big in Japan? The Germans love us. We cant believe any of you are actually listening. You downloaded us 20,548 downloads in 4 days. Thanks all. Back to Topf's downloads. Bil calls German phone porn. Boat made of cocaine... full of cocaine. Whatever. The sharks love it either way. How do you loose 1.2 tons of coke? Topf is now giving geography lessons. 100 million fucking dollars. All coke is the same. Panda needs to do more coke. Topf has 3 rim shots per hour. Just give him 10 minutes. Anti drug pirates? Where the fuck is Senegal? Vego wants 100 pounds of coke. Despite Topf's geography lessons we are still stupid. We have a naming suggestion for Hollywood. Name them all Pignut. Josh gets racial again. Where’s Token. We bail quick. Up next an interview with Isaac Hayes and the I love Obama Girl.
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Going old skool heavy metal. Tear it in 8th. Bil goes geek and reads. OK so it was in the back of Hustler. The EU bans Indonesia. How many flights could there have been. We want to vacation in a land with no running water, parasites and planes with flat tires. Indonesia here we come. Yo your plane got jumper cables? Damn they banned vacations to Indonesia. Well we will have to call it a business trip. Where else can we get dirty water? No were not going for the 9 year old girls. Bil gets racial this time. Do Islamic pilots know how to land? Josh sends out a BOO to Bil. But laughs none the less. Back to the under age sex in Asian countries. Im just there for the malaria. It all depends on how underage. Smuggling birds. Over the hill at 13. We came her to have fun. Topf grosses us out with tumors. Three feet of sack hanging. Three foot noses may not be all that bad. Josh is worried about Topf. The triple rim shot is dropped. Bil and Josh wander off laughing. Topf heads to the doctor for a zit. One more time Sack in lap. Unlock those lips. Josh and Bil take another wander. It just gets grosser and grosser. Goths would think its cool. Having fun playing Russian roulette. Josh has a really bad idea and gets sick. Never google on "tumor face". Seriously. We bail even faster this time. Up next "How to escape from jail." What was that?!
Radio Show 06-29-07
4th of July Bonus Breaks
Because we love ya all.
Its been 8 days and you all have hit us up for 31,000 downloads.
YOU ROCK!
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Josh pussies out and goes to bed. The rest are rearing to go. Topf does not want sloppy seconds. Topf's own cum makes him gag. He cant get his face out of his own lap. Panda changes the subject rapidly. Bil may be hiding an animal someplace. All his pets are chained in the basement. Topf shouts out to the dog whisperer. Pets only speak Spanish. The Dom whisperer. Vego thinks he is god. Did you say come? Dogs have the life. Vego gets shot. No wait we take that back. Vego terrorizes the kiddies. How much money you got? Vego thinks he is human. Wont associate with the riffraff. Topf looses the train of thought. Where did the music go? Topf is pissing on his territory. Seriously. Bil is flabbergasted. He’s gotta be drunk. Next up Topf on Cops. Your territory is not in the girls locker room. Alpha dog eats first not pees. Don’t corner Vego if you’re from Gulliver’s travels. Charles wont shit until the bitter end. Chiwawa's are demons. Charles is heading back to Mexico. Vego is winning the pissing contest. Chinese dog accent? Don’t pee on the robot toilet.
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The trio is quite liquored. The smokes are running out. Topf cant remember ef the USA is a country anymore. Digging into the middle easterners at the 7/11. Just don't ask for Camels. Panda goes for the woosy ultralights. Whatever. Just gimmi the nicotine. Oh for the good old days when you were allowed to smoke as much as you wanted. Where are our smoker promotions? Two to the left. Lets go to their country and open a 711. Get the fuck out of my store. Its called a vending machine. On to trashing Stephen Hawking. Panda gets busted for a lighter. Topf is smuggling lighters. We love Toona but don’t make the drug jokes in the airport unless you want five hands in your ass. Mentions the bombs and the hands come out of the ceiling. Bil hest away wit it more than anyone else. They always get the expensive ones. Back to the good old days. Give me the fireworks. Topf is hoping for the days when he can fly nude. Bil will be flying around only on spring break. $54 million pair of pants. What the fuck. Satisfaction guaranteed. Don't work with the hookers. This guy is a judge? No he’s a dick. Bil gets technical. Topf presides of his shit. He's wearing a thong under that robe. No it’s a poncho. Put a stain on the crotch. Satisfaction IS guaranteed. The legal system is still fucked up. So says Stupid Station. Next up more stained pants.
Radio Show 06-08-07
Best show ever!
We are all illustrious. Does that mean we are shiny? Josh has to take a number in the complaints line. Panda missed the camel. Mountains... pyramids… whatever. Bil scores in AC again. They let him win this time. Topf has a new SFX. Bil cant remember having fun with us dicks. Josh’s number is up. But he lost his complaints. We get serious about cancer. Seriously. Josh’s dad is Mr. T. Can you take a gasmask on the plain? We don’t want your diseases. Topf has family issues but his parents are still going strong. Or maybe he was a cranes cradle baby. A little brotherly animosity sprouts up. Josh’s younger brother could kick his ass. Topf gets hog tied and gagged. Bil drops his pants. Fucking ottomans. It's a miracle Topf survived. Josh and his brother... thing 2 and thing 2. Britney Spears is not relevant and Bil puts Hillary Clinton on hold. We got nothing.
Josh is the drunkest mother fucker that dos not drink. Our smoothest intro ever?! Huston the Panda has landed. Let the Panda shit begin. Evacuate Egypt... StupidStation.com is all together again. Panda sperm. Panda is full of goo. $75 for filling the cup. Panda goes to the ghetto sperm bank. Sperm connoisseur. At least its not green. Not even a 13” black and white porno. Panda does everything the wrong way. Panda is getting fancy with his aim. Bil may have whacked it a few time or so. Do you really need instructions? We go on like this for a bit too long but wait! The funniest thing ever said on Stupid Station is on the way. By the way can you grow an new liver? But they don't serve in the hospital. Josh only has one rim shot per show. Panda only has one every three days. And there it is the funniest thing ever said on Stupid Station. And Panda drags us into the gutter once again. Bil drags Michael Jackson in.
Josh blows the intro. No fucking rhythm. Give him a floppy pussy. Josh freezes again. He does not want to be the imperious leader because his eyes are too raggedy. If you aint gots brains you gots to be vain. Bil is scaring Josh again. The storm passes. What storm. The curtains will protect Stef. The furniture is all Ikea so she is hiding in the basement. Stay off the roof with that Ikea furniture. Topf pisses off god. He’s got him standing in line and kicking gods ass. Fuck! We’ve lost the Moral Majority. Arkansas is the holy land? Sperm and god that’s all there is. Back into the Panda gutter. Topf take a fucking call right in the middle of the show. Total derail but wait! The worst joke ever on Stupid Station is coming up. Don’t drink and text. Super geek phone. Sticky notes on the phone. At least no white out on the screen. The show slips into geek speak. Bla tech bla geek bla what the fuck ever. Panda is in trouble with the INS. Stupid Station will sponsor him eventually. Til then there is the guy down at the 7-11. Italians are smaller than the English. Don’t talk geography to Topf. And here it is the worst joke ever on Stupid Station. Whats with Panda and the wheelchair people? He’s got it out for them and drove a truck straight up his ass. Whoops there goes the visa. We got Mother Fucking Teresa coming up.
What the hell happened to our cool music? Panda’s derailed by Bil… again. Ali G gets all the play on Stupid Station. Cheats shows her boobs. Were looping it. Josh rags on Bil and Topf for talking about the irrelevant Paris Hilton. Did he call them boobs? OK so we give her some fucking Paris Hilton time. She wasn’t in shit. Fucking pussy. Seriously if she did not have all the cash no one would ever look at her twice. Damn we still got nothing. Finely were on a different topic. And guess what its about Panda Sperm again. Wouldn’t you know it? Where the fuck is Arkansas? Surfing porn can get you 40 to life in Arkansas. Stupid Station killed PandaPorn.com. Don’t go to Arkansas you can get sent to hell for jacking it. We stop the show for Ali G. And more geek talk to come. Topf is making it fun for his MIS department. Ricockulous. Sickness can overcome technology. And Bil is well sick. How does Topf pull this WWF shit out of his ass? How do you get fired as a substitute teacher? Jacking it. Josh cheats. Bil trys to get it out. Where is he going. Topf has to pull the music back. First appearance of the Stupid Station time machine.
Topf busts it down freestyle. We got a new theme song. Topf kicks it old skool in a dance off. Doing the robot. Watch for it on YouTube. Wait did Topf DO the robot? But he can dance to anything. Only a drunk Topf could do that. But did he win? The centipede is hard to beat. Don’t pull out a spoon. Got that Cuban motion. Now Topf thinks he is the robot. Is he a science project? Never admit to Karaoke. Stupid Rainbow Connection. Were in the toilet again. A Japanese toilet. Toilets that wipe your ass for you. Bil is booking a flight to Japan now. Don’t touch the toilet. It a f faux pas. Just get the wash and wax. Bil wont get of the pot ever again. Only one wash per ass. Take a box of candy bars. Come outta there with you pants up. Do we have a best joke ever contender? Don’t wash your hands the attendant may kill himself. Bil is on eBay bidding on the toilet. Spiderman comes to StupidStation.com. Dr. Doom is irrelevant. Take us out now!
Radio Show 05-25-07
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Topf and Bil alone. STiNKWEED rocks us into the show. We finely talk about Paris Hilton’s boobs. She needs a crotch shot like Britney Spears. Stupid Station trashes another hotel. Don’t touch the hotel sheets. Rick is sleeping in the closet. Bil is in the bathtub. Paris Hilton just does not know. DUI -v- suspended license. What’s the dif? Britney hits the wall. Britney’s comeback gets Stupid Station Boos. The Britney coaster. Bil wanders off. Rick learns how to read. And another useless study tells us what we already knew. At least until we got drunk again.
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STiNKWEED rocks us into the show again. The rest of you bands send us your shit. Bil is in the news room again. Virginity testing? Test with your mouth. Often. Show us your virginity certificate. More Stupid Station prophesies. Topf wants a test too. Really old Indian gets carried around. 138! Wait is that guy really dead? India is the Middle East? Return of the Plague. Killing monkeys? SARS is old news lets bring back the bubonic plague. Stupid Station longs for the good old days of the cold war. Whatever happened to the space program. Old space junk floating around. Space pens -v- space pencils. Who gives a fuck about Korea? China maybe. Are you all asleep yet?
Radio Show 05-19-07
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Topf back from the beach. Supercharged and still wearing his Speedo. Josh looking forward to 6 months vacation. Topf is already toasty. Its ok to smoke less than 8 cigarettes a day? Topfs ass still pops. Topf has a tan line. Bil thinks its hot. Josh signals the space shuttle. Topf is ogling old people. Jews retire to Florida its in the Torah. Bill is checking out the 10 year olds… allegedly. Topf beats on his mic. Josh sees dead guy. Rag doll Joe dead guy gets no respect. Josh forgets to take pictures. Identification by dental records sucks. Wear your seatbelt kids unless you decide not to. Topf is leaving the car ninja style. Josh is breaking feet. Ejector seats in cars. Great idea unless you’re married. Another movie gets stuck in our asses. Going out unconscious.
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StupidStation has technical difficulties. Please stand by. LX gets a shout out. Bands should send us their music or we will keep playing Iron Maiden to punish you. Tofp is wearing 80’s spandex. Josh is thankful the table in not glass. SaveNetRadio.com Check it out fuckers. Its important. Or not. Fuck it who cares? Were safe on the StupidStation yacht. Fucking send us your music already. Rolling Stones Inc. Franchised. Hello my name in Mick. Would you like fries with that. Keith Richards snorted his dad… allegedly. Piss off kids. Topf still rocks the funk. Back to the fucking murdering vegans. Don’t suck a vegans boob. Where do you think powered milk comes from? Don’t drink bug milk. Pigs and cows are yummy. Bil takes BBQ Sauce. Josh takes salt. Tops eats people to survive. Josh eats people caus it’s the weekend. Do humans taste like chicken or spam? Josh’s wife calls him a pig. We’re on the search for a victim… wait we mean lunch. Do you want your human rare or well done?
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Back with the funk. Topf gots the flow. Topf rants about the HOV then wanders off. Carpools are creepy. Breakfast burritos are bad for the carpool. Puke towards the non HOV lanes. Warms our hearts to see someone else pulled over. Topf takes Public transportation. Loooossseeerrr. Josh looses his math skills. Tops car wont do 10 mph. Topf gets beat while he sleeps. Bil beats while he sleeps. Say ick. Topf was afraid of A Nightmare on Elm Street. Josh is still afraid of zombies. Bil is looking for new friends. Flying and fucking in your dreams. Don’t sit on Tops bed. Falling asleep in the HOV lane and trying to fuck everyone. George W. raising gas prices. Josh is ok with it. SUVs are for soccer moms with tiny cocks. We take a break to find something better to talk about.
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Happy birthday to Topf. Josh does not sing.. thankfully. Why are we talking about cowboys? Bil promises three shots. But if he gets a machinegun, all bets are off. Topf is afraid of shooting his smart parts. Make them come get you. Bils habit is thanks to the catholic church. No 12 step program but maybe 8 1/2. Stupid Station still don’t want to talk about Paris Hilton. Girls Gone Wild Guy threatening to kill himself in jail. Boo Hoo. In jail you wan to be on the other side of the camera. Geeky white guys get torn up in prison. Never piss off the judge. Club Fed on the way. Now why are we talking about tax law? Murdered families and skull fucked moms!!?? Super Happy Meal with the special surprise inside. What a looser family. If your gonna do it do it before your 17. Where is Topf getting his news from? Bud Bundy is a poor mans version of Johnny Depp. Bud busted for bud. Smokeless pot pipes breakthrough. Topf is younger than Bud, Josh is not, Bil is.. whatever. Happy birthday Topf.
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Radio Show 05-11-07
Panda is back and needs to jack off. Coco Beach was invaded by StupidStation.com. Josh will soon be free. Josh is attacked by Wiley Coyote. Bil calls god. Josh goes wild kingdom. Pandas mastiff eats the neighbor. Panda freezes his balls. Quarantined dogs. StupidStation.com does not apologize. Protect your shit get a big fucking dog. Neighbors are a pain in the ass. Stuffing cookies. Sell your house to crack heads. Bil explains how to party. Josh tells a stupid story… again. Bil looses his movie memory.
Hamas Mickey wants 72 virgins. Mickey Moose? Mickey is protected by congress. Barny is a pussy. Send Wiley Coyote. Josh attacks foreigner Miss America. Bil wanted to be Mustafa. Walt’s head is a Nazi. Keeping the country free for WASPs. Farfour must die. Bil fails his movie memory again. Except for porn. Killing Farfour Binks? Tom and Jerry hit men. Mickey has enemies. Mickey is chilling with the mouse bitches. The truth about Michael Jackson revealed. Third worlders don’t respect copyright laws. Don’t take Spiderman. You can have Superman. He’s a commie. Shout out to the forgen fans. Panda changes his name. Bils American tongue cant handle it.
Japanese baby drop-off. Take my 40 year old son and his fucking action figures too. Cranes cradle shopping list. StupidStation.com alienating Japan... again. Josh pulls facts out of his ass. Parents should abandon their kids. Stealing babies for the black market. Too bad they are Japanese. Chinese Japanese all taste the same to Bil. Molding babies in the drop box. Of course Alabama has one too. Put the baby in the cooler. Bil cant read. Vegan fuckers kill their kid. HaHa. Georgia, Alabama, Minnesota their all the same. Josh wants licensing for breeders. Vegans should be used to cock in the ass. Josh gets gross. Killed by alcohol up the ass. The new college craze. French ticklers on the tube. Fuck Paris Hilton we don’t care. The General Lee is a pile of junk. Bil still cant read. Panda is just getting the re-runs at the zoo.
Radio Show 04-20-07
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Radio Show 04-13-07
Happy Friday the 13th Show
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Because you demanded it. Fucking happy now?
Radio Show 04-06-07 Bonus Breaks 1 and 2
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Always Friday at Stupidstation.com. Friday the 13th. Josh gets money. Bil has a plan. Atlantic City here we come. Jackass blows himself away at the blackjack table. Smuggling guns in the casino. Topf’s hot girlfriends are from Niagara Falls. Taking the show on the road? Saving money on condoms and clinic checks. How much is an abortion these days? Paging Dr. Martin. Don’t leave the slots leave a puddle. Bil misses his queue. Topf would rather be mugged. Bil makes beggars work for it. Josh leaks a story. Topf is busted. Josh rants. No crust no interest. Designated Frisbee area. Bil quotes Shakespeare? Vego’s juvenile record is exposed. What’s a number 1? Shagging sheep.
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Panda is located and doing panda porn. School girl pandas are hot. Gay pandas jacking it. Your not John Holmes. Everything goes in Bangkok. Topf gets a shot in the balls. Josh finds Panda Porn. Panda has no laptop. Props to O&A. Plastic dog poo has its merits. Facts by Topf. That’s a big beaver. French is not sexy. Bil goes young Aussie. Josh goes old Russian. Topf goes Anime. Bil forgets its radio. Topf goes Deer Hunter. Cash in the chips before you cash in the chips.
Radio Show 04-06-07
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Pandas being transferred to a new zoo. We are throwing our shit around. Topf interrupts your dinner. Josh comes tot the door armed. Topf clocks a dog. Josh lugs shit. Bil loves shit. Bil eats mulch. The skyscraper of shit. Just puke in it. Topf’s new lettuce pet. If your brains splat eat more Twinkies. Chemicals are yummy. Bil is starving in the grocery store. Chalupa flavored M&Ms. Coke or Pepsi? The eternal battle. Freud was a fag.
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Have you seen our Panda? Reward offered. Josh is at war with the Christians again. Atheist don’t believe in fairytales. Jesus found in NY covered in chocolate. We like our sins. Worshipping 6 of 9. FCC is run by the Christians. Tom and Jerry taught Bil everything he knows. Topf sings “Kill the Rabbit.” Josh’s aura is turning black. Pimping out our auras. Short men in Hummers are hysterical. Dissing Jesus. School girls are hot. Josh dates himself. Topf dates Jr. College. Bil dates Jr. High. We end in pain.
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Bil has a Chinatown archway in his bathroom. Topf has one on his zipper. Topf bugged the news room. Topf finds Serbia. Black market butterflies. Josh is changing careers. Smuggling Butterflies in your ass. StupidStation reviews prisons of world. Tell them you blew up a busload of Nuns. Or paint a target on your ass. Street values in Serbia. Smoking butterflies cut with gypsy moths. Josh wants to meat the frog licker. Bil looses his train of thought. Just eat your stash. No ones ever seen the Amsterdam office. Don’t leave the resort. Vacationing in Iran. Ambassador killed with phone.
Radio Show 03-30-07
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Vego steals a car. Topf needs salami. Panda goes to China. No Chinese restaurants are found. Worst fortune ever. We’re off to truck driver school. The music goes weird on us. Josh has new boots and girls shoes. Bil gets manly and dirty. Jeep shaped windows. Is our sofa insured? You can’t park here. Look both ways when leaving the bathroom. Josh’s X-girlfriend could do it.
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Fuck it up. Panda wants Eazy E. Topf has dark thoughts. Easter egg weapons. Bil is on the grassy knoll with eggs. Josh is on the knoll with a gun. Panda goes GTA. Josh lives GTA. Cars are weapons. Topf kills with a dry sponge. Bil wants a GTA beer. Vice City Stories is kinda lame. Topf wants to be a bully. 300 is gay. Shirtless men fighting Persians. Bollywood or Monopoly. Boardwalk is overrated. History repeats itself. Look out Persia. RPG, games or grenades? Kill anybody in that direction. Rambo was fucked up.
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Topf gets fired. DJ wars begin. Josh is not really looking for music. Its all about porn. The most unpractical jokes. Where do you even find a live squid? Fuck the squid get me some Oreos. Topf still has the Oreos with him. Panda fucks with his proctologist. Bil is doing his. Topf gives flowers. Josh runs screaming. Panda’s semen exam ends in jail time. Back to the pigs. Grabbing kids by the nuts. Bil still wants a robot. Cheats bugs StupidStation.com. No one plays jokes on a well armed man. Flappy pussy.
Radio Show 03-23-07
Imaginary Panda. Shark attack. Australians taste like Asians. Johnnie Cochran dead? Please anything but my ass. Topf can kick Vegos ass. Chinchillas taste good with cheese. Chihuahuas don't. Josh still wants a pig. Topf gets high class. Josh tosses a monkey wrench into the show. Stupid Station announces their "Biggest Balls" award.
Listen to why after the show Big Balls. "Thats right baby"
Panda’s big in China Town. They like to watch him fuck. Iran gets Stupid Station’s attention. Give them nukes. They solve all our problems. Vishnu’s hanging in Iran? Josh wants nukes. Germans and French are pussies. But bratwursts are good. Brad Delp, a nice guy to the end. Left no mess. Except maybe soot. Bil has to clean his shorts.
Radio Show 03-16-07
Panda and Josh seek revenge. It’s not St. Patrick’s day. Flying deer. Panda is still after the cripples. Bill talks to his car. Secrets are exposed. Josh gets beat up by Indians. The Dog Whisperer is a scam. Topf flattens faces. Josh is after a pig. The Peoples Republic of Montgomery County Strikes Again. Organizing our garbage. Retard elephants. War Pigs. Dead fish.
Tribute to Brad Delp. Ok so we kinda trash the dead, but then that’s what we do. Bill stumps the CSI folks. Josh ties up traffic for a month. Topf pees on the third rail. Panda skips the whole exercise. Don’t electrocute your dick. Suicide procrastinators. Don’t go out with your dick in your hand. Hickory flavored death. Kingsford sponsors capitol punishment.
Suicide and Lesbian are cool words. Panda brings in the Gay demographic. Josh scares them away. Cool names are popular. StupidStation is Butt Cool. Panda’s visit to the vet. Is he diseased still? Josh wont stop working. Josh wants to be laid off… or laid… either way. Betty was hot. Fred is in the mob. Birdman is gay. Topf has no concept of time. Josh is not particular. Bil has a five minute head start. The StupidStation yacht is up on blocks.
You’re why we do this. Whatever this is. Suicide boomers crack Bil up. Bil means looser. Lesbian Suicide Bombers. Bil short changes on the virgins. Muslim chicks don’t have names. Pork juice carpet bombs. PETA is after us. Virgins are nothing but trouble. 72 Virgins and their sisters. Josh wants a clone army. Bil wants a BilBott. Clones –v– Apes with spears. Someone call Spielberg. Black powder and grenadine. The action figures don’t stand a chance. Good luck getting pussy nerds.
R2D2 goes postal. Bil keeps reading. R2 is a square. Bil has a mailbox in his bedroom. Coming soon R2s butt? Josh does not tip the mailman. Mailman won’t deliver the mail. Josh flakes again. Black Panther war cry. Lines are crossed. Again. Gotta snort coke of a chicks tits not your taxes. Topless news, topless taxes. Stripper receipts. Bil’s money is for good looking women.
Radio Show 03-12-07
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Topf and Bill do all the heavy lifting while Panda and
Josh are awol nursing their vaginas
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Topf and Bill hold it down without the aid of Panda
and Josh who are too frail to make it to work today
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Topf and Bill getting drunker by the moment
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Topf and Bill power through to the end of the show
with thanks to you, our listeners, and none to Panda and Josh
Radio Show 03-02-07
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Bil loves every other Friday. Topf hates February.
Josh starves at the end of the month. Panda runs down cripples. Tricking out
wheelchairs. Bil drops the N-bomb. No Mexican VWs. Begin the politically
incorrect rant.
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Political incorrectness continues. Insert Your
Ethnic-American term here, StupidStation trash everyone equally. The
StupidStation yacht sets sail. History lesson from Bil. Mid west is all
white fuckers. The suburbs are for whitie. Panda is a Goth-American. Mid
West is for Goths. Nazi Maryland is declared. Bil gives Panda a raise.
Stupid station figures it all out, its all about squares and corn. Kentucky
just stinks, except for the bourbon.
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Anime cameltoe. Not quite legal abortion, NOT HOT.
Teen abortion, HOT. The Barbie Bandits, HOT with cameltoe. Bil is stuck on
the cameltoe. Ken has no asshole. GI Joe is a player. SFX Mayhem. Fade to
black.
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Topf kicks the wall. Topf broke nothing. Bil broke a
finger. Panda broke nothing but promises. Josh broke everything. And then
the safe falls on Josh’s foot for fun cartoon madness. Keep your boots on.
Hockey and sex always end in a fight. Murderer stabs lawyer with toothbrush.
Nic fits from hell. Never sucked dick for a cigarette but may have stolen
from church. Bil cant go to church anymore. Josh has never been. Synagogue
is chill. Any black Jews? Sacrilege is cool.
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Getting funky with StupidStation. From Parliament to
Biz Marque to Adam West to William Shatner. Panda gets creepy in third
person. Topf double clicks. Bil gets technical. Josh puts on the spurs.
Chimps with guns cant use the metro. Panda loves the zoo. All Josh’s history
came from “The Cartoon History of the Universe” by Larry Gonick. Plugging
stuff. Fear the monkeys or chimps or great apes or something. Panda gets
upset. Great Ape-Americans.
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Panda is back and under the bus. Ear AIDS. Stef’s ass is stealing our
bandwidth. Fonzie is cool Chachie is gay.
Topf double fists himself. Anna Nicole gets the greatest gold digger award.
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Josh’s island. Hi-fi porn. Pirates are only
cool from the front. Never give your phone number out to interned psychos.
Myspace is for stalkers. Bill stalks Stef. Implants in the grave. Bill hits
the mother of all potholes
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Getting drunk on Friday night. Panda wants blue
M&Ms. Josh’s news bomb.
Bills typewriter explodes. Rabbi punches cop? Cops are Bill’s friends.
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Funky sounds of StupidStation.com. Topf is
under the bus now. Frodage. The DC metro stinks.
Sumo wrestlers are Royalty. Signs for Perverts. Topf shovels snow. Who needs
The Sims?
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Panda is out sick, Topf is great at sound effects, Josh gets thrown under
the bus, Bill burps a lot.
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