Bil is the self appointed malevolent dictator of StupidStation.com and fathered its conception when he called into another radio show, a real one, with a stupid remark and was told to get his own damn show, well here it is fuckers. 

Before he attained this exalted position he spent many years traveling the world in search of a way to chemically turn poo into platinum, but was heartbroken when he found out the record industry beat him to it.  he is currently studying bull-whip-ology so he can get a good job in hell.

Josh is a real live vampire who has walked the earth for centuries uncounted, nobody, not even Josh himself knows exactly how old he is, but for most of those years he was sucking the blood out of the sweetest royal necks of Europe, china, and most of the Far and Middle East. 

He is a right utter bastard so he makes it a point to suck these treasure dry so that they die shortly after, he is of the opinion that he really likes being the only vampire in this stupid world and many, many women have gone to their deaths in search of his favor.  Josh does have a peculiar fascination for present times, mostly because he adores the advancement of firearms technology, and secondly, and i do mean secondly, because the women are much more well groomed.

Topf also known as Rick, hails from Fabulous Dundalk. Usually found on the scene, but never in it, innit. His combination of interests in Martial Arts and music make for an active life to which he refers to as a "Kung Fu Musical"; however quixotic it may be.  

His aspiring goal in life is to be a super hero, though his experiments with radioactive waste have returned nothing but blisters and the occasional high temperature fever up to now. Which is about the same result he gets from spandex and capes..

Panda aspired to be the world’s greatest one-armed DJ.  He was crushed to find out he had both arms and no rhythm. 

The founding members of StupidStation.com found him in an alley behind the Jack-in-the-Box, where he asked for two Georges and a Lincoln so he could buy a value meal.  They gave him a seat on their show instead.